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"I'm kind of like an old man, kind of like a little girl."
- Kelly Alexandra Hoff
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"I like ice cream."
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"In school I loved history class."
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"I like the tv show "Harlots" on Hulu."
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"I was in a sorority."
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"My ex-girlfriend probably thinks I eat pasta everyday, but I don't. I do like pasta though."
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"My best friend Erik & I were in a relationship for 7 years. We live in different cities now, but still talk everyday."
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"I have a sword my dad bought when he was on business trip in Japan. I like that sword a lot. My dad died when I was 12. I like wearing his clothes."
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"I was conceived in England."
(South Kensington, London, England - added: 11/19/2021)
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"My dad's side of the family still lives in Sweden. My mother's side of the family lives in America."
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"I love "Frozen." (But the "The Little Mermaid" is still my favourite.)"
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"I started learning to play classical guitar when I was in high school. From a man with long finger nails for picking."
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"I like watching Bob Dylan documentaries. My biggest influences are probably PJ Harvey & Nirvana though."
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Okay. That's about me.
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- Kelly Alexandra Hoff, Friday, September 10, 2021; 9:46pm
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ps - "I consider myself to be "diet Goth."
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- Kelly Alexandra Hoff, Friday, September 10, 2021; 10:07pm
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